Cosmo Stupidest sex tips ever

A friend of mine contacted me on a sex tip article from Cosmo Magazine.  I have to say, I don't ever recall reading a Cosmo and now I know why.  Apparently there are sex tips in the magazine which are to help a woman get her man aroused or excited.  Based on what they give for BDSM tips, I can safely discount any other sex tips they have ever given women.  These are so bad, I can't even begin to explain. 

Worst Cosmo BDSM sex tips

So in response to these "BDSM tips", here's what I have to say.



I want to



To tell them I'm going to


Then



And they need a good


This may happen too while I'm at it.



So when they see me



They need to